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Formality Regained

Sorry, I have spent
The morning writing haikus
About some records


Vitalic, OK Cowboy

Do you like cocaine?
Tonight, let's fuck and crash cars
Even shy kids relate


Antony and the Johnsons, I am a Bird Now

Model man-child for
earnest, tender-hearted naifs
Fetch me my kerchief


Half Man Half Biscuit, Auchtung Bono

Is the gap between
England and America
Only an ocean?


Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.
Wait, that's the name of the band?
Ohhhh, this will be fun.


Kanye West, Late Registration

Only once a year
To be socially conscious
Let's make this count, guys


Kate Bush, Aerial

A bit new age, yeah
Still gives me an erection
Some loves never die


Robyn, Robyn

Because Girls Aloud
Are so last year and Annie
Was only half-good


Devendra Banhart, Cripple Crow

If this is a voice
Of our lost generation
We are fucked, people


Slim Thug, Already Platinum

He rhymes "boss" with "house"!
Have you ever drank codeine?
Very nice, really


Wolf Parade, Apologies to the Queen Mary

There are not enough
Syllables here to express
My distaste for this


"Indie" can be spelled
Two ways; there is only one
Spelling for "boring"


New Pornographers, Twin Cinema

At least they're better
Than the Decemberists, damn.
No, really, that's all.


Decemberists, Whatever Album the Decemberists Released this Year

Come on guys, wake up
Loosen your goddamn corsets
Get drunk or something



Blogger Quizmox said...


you're the bees' knees. fantastic!!

3:07 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

v. v. nice. Do Paavoharju next!

5:49 PM  
Blogger blackmail is my life said...

Laibach haikus!

12:17 PM  
Blogger Knivskarp said...

Quite cold spoken words
And contemporary bands
Will vanish in snow!

8:07 PM  
Blogger beta said...

my Wolf Parade:

A beard on a dog?
Year of the Toothless Lupine?
No, Bobcat Goldwaithe.

12:28 PM  

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